Two Poems
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Andy Brumer
Donald Trump's Miserable Golf Swing
Behold Donald’s
one
of the worst
golf
swings
anyone has
ever seen.
Why should that
surprise us?
It takes
intelligence
and
talent
and
good will
and inwardness
to
swing
a golf club
well.
Does
Trump possess
any of
this?
Did he
ever even rent
one ?
It’s a miracle the golf
club
doesn’t fly out
of his miserable
hands
when he swings,
as what object
would want this
disease of humanity
holding on to it?
No sentient
creation
tagged
a
human being
would.
How much misery
can one creep
inflict
on the essence of
golf’s goodness,
the game the quiet
shepherds
found
by tapping rocks
with sticks
into sounds
to
herd
their
sheep
into “baas”
of
pure
leisure?
Green-eyed Lindsay Graham
Lindsay Graham-cracker
you got your white ass honkey
back against the wall.
Like pulling the petals off a
child’s daisy
one minute you love Trump
the next you dump
him. Out of
what crayon does
this peculiarity
out of the
human hue range
blow?
From your
bent brain
broken
as a rain drop
dying into
a puddle?
Of course you acquitted Trump,
what else would a heap
of dumb
do?
Then
two days later
with this “verdict”
still reeking
with the stench
of a stick
plunged by
a chimpanzee
into a dung
hole,
you had the nerve to say,
“I’m going down to Florida
to play some golf
with Donald,”
adding as you left
the elevator,
“Lara Trump, keep your eye on her,
she’s the future of the Republican Party”?
Of course there’s no big balloons
no wine or beer
no dancing bears where
the only rhythm common to this group
is the thump of
the schedule of investments
that roll itself
into dividends.
Who the hell is Lara
Trump
anyway?
She’s no niece
Mary, of course,
the farthest on
that family’s apexed point
toward
decency
pivoting
in the
direction of someone
who might actually
do some good
like Frost’s horse in the woods at night
in a snow that falls
down rays of
of starlight
translucently
illuminating
the way
toward inwardness
and
virtue.
Anyway, Graham cracker,
your creepy carapace
your W.C. Fields
puffy drunk face
whose eyes
don’t search for wisdom
but only the safe steps of self
preservation
down which you
walk incognito
your murky
shame
afraid only
of forgiveness.